2. What do you want to get done this year? This year I want to write a book of short stories about my
childhood. Also, I want to publish a hard copy compendium of my 'Puppy' comics
so my close friends can have them.
I have made great progress since January in sugar free cooking and
exercise. Finally, I want to
increase my concentration through short daily meditation.
3. What inspires you? I am inspired by cartoons and by outsider art. Lately I listen to opera on Pandora and
sing along. I take loads of screenshots from English period pieces that I watch
on Netflix. I have a whole folder
of them on my desktop that I like to sketch from.
4. What's your favorite legwear? My favorite legwear is definitely not leg warmers... my legs
are thick enough already! It would
have to be the packs of black DKNY stretchy pants my mom gave me at
Christmas. They really helped me
when my weight was out of control, they look great and I like my hiney in them.
Annie's Story:
When we were little, my mother frequently spoke to us in
French. In the grocery store checkout line mostly. We children
didn't speak French and cried and whined, hoping to convince onlookers that we
were in fact all Americans.
A
large portrait of my mother in a blue ball gown hangs at the top of the
stairs. It was painted in the eighties by Dad's secretary, capturing mom's
beaming anticipation before she and Dad headed into New York City for a waltz
evening. I used to stare at the painting, admiring the sparkling bracelet
and deftly painted veins on the graceful hand. When not waltzing, Mom
spent hundreds of hours sewing church dresses for her daughters, all from one
Laura Ashley pattern. My favorite part was the tucks she sewed into the skirts. We could let them out as we got taller.
One spring weekend, in preparation for my sister's wedding reception, mom chose
an unusually glossy fabric. It was
white with large purple flowers and ribbons. At the reception my boredom was alleviated when I spilled my
cup of purple punch into my lap. I
watched in amazement as the punch beaded up. It streamed to the floor in rivulets, not a drop sinking
into my white skirt. The skirt, I
realized, was made of Scotch guarded upholstery fabric.
I think mom must have been studying the paintings of the
Dutch old masters the day she sent me to my social dance class wearing white
gloves and a homemade blue taffeta dress. The focal point was a ruffled lace
collar that sprang up around my neck like a clown at a tea party. My pride in my beautiful dress dried up
quickly when the boys crossed the gym to pick their partners. Evidently they didn't catch my
costume's historical references.
That day, like most others, I was stuck dancing the man's part.
Mom
was obsessed with reading and memorizing European lines of royalty. She kept an illustrated diagram in her
sewing room and would give me little lessons on the complicated bloodlines and
intrigues. She once told me I was
named after Queen Anne. My subsequent research uncovered the thrilling
information that the Queen Anne was charged with adultery, incest, treason, and
had her head removed. Mom did have a flair for naming things. Our spotted cat was 'Blanche
Dubois'. The black lab we found on
the highway responds to 'Carmencita la Infanta Gloriosa del Camino'. Our back
porch is now known as 'The Loggia'. The covered drive through, she
insists, is the 'Porte Cocher'.
Mom
had a whole cart of herbal teas in the 'breakfast room' adorned with a mug
tree, and blue and white teapots in their cozies. Tea-time was not a
widespread custom in Dallas, Texas and I scoffed at the cart when I would pass
it in the kitchen on the way to school. Mom makes it a grand ceremony to
emerge from the kitchen with tea and cookies to delight us on Christmas Eve. It makes her subsequent recitation of
'The Messiah' much more palatable.
One
Christmas, Mom gave each of her seven daughters a heavy solid silver pitcher,
with scrolling embellishments and a pretty apparatus to hold back the ice. Yes silver, real silver. She said it was for our 'trousseaus'. When I moved to college, I had only a
small closet of clothes, futon, bass guitar, and my silver pitcher. I had no shelves and so the pitcher had
to rest alone on top of my boa constrictor's cage. I am sorry to say that pitcher must have lived a life of
disappointment. Even now that I am
married, I will never live up to that sweet pitcher.
As
high school drew to a close, the family's finances began to rise closer towards
those of the royals. The home soon populated with fake antique furniture. Real antique furniture followed and the
last time I went home I found gilded oil paintings of the Virgin Mary on the
bathroom walls. Mom had gone all the way to Cuzco to pick them out.
Now at 60, She conducts bilingual tours at the local art museums. She keeps incredibly fit playing tennis
every day followed by voracious reading about the royals. In her dotage her reading has even
expanded to include royal mistresses and court portrait artists. I think she finally lives in the
splendor she always dreamed of. When I call on the phone she almost
always concludes our talk saying something to the effect of, 'Well Annie I've
really got to get in the tub! I'm almost finished reading 'La Infanta Eulalia of
Spain' or 'I've got to go, Enrique is building me a rack for my spools of
thread.' Somehow in adulthood my bewilderment and resentment of these strange
customs has melted into a magical crush for a way of life that is more
beautiful than reality could ever be.
Now, I'm 34. I call my mom on the phone every day, usually
while I'm out walking the city streets.
Over the sound of New York's blaring sirens and construction sites, I
press my headphones tightly to my ears.
We coo over Lady Jane's utopian nine-day rule over England. We recoil at the mention of 'Philip the
Fair'. We troll the Netflix
archives for 'Movies based on English novels with a strong female lead'. Mom shares tips on making Madame Bovary
themed candles or wonders how to create the perfect ratio of oatmeal to soap in
her molded bars of 'savon'. She marks
them with the fleur de lys.
In
my cozy apartment I create fanciful tiny replicas of antique furniture. Fireplaces embellished with cherub's
faces and cornucopia, beaded chandeliers, chairs with arching legs and
embroidered vignettes on their backs.
I set up my furniture in little scenes on my work table and turn to gaze
at them as if in a trance. I can
almost see my teensy mother pulling out a tiny chair and opening her reticule
to lay out her craft supplies. My
fancy little furniture is giving me a second pass at the dream mom intended my
life to be.
Utterly fabulous. Thank you for the introduction to this artist and her story!
ReplyDeletei want your mom for my new bff. finally someone to appreciate my inappropriately dropped french phrases. & i love miniature rooms more than almost anything. i'm inspired by your post to go see the miniatures at the phoenix art museum while i'm in az. for the week.
DeleteMy mom LOVES new friends!
DeleteAnnie, you are such a gifted writer. What a lovely read!
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